Can't stop the ships

rihannaownsmyass:

Me reblogging top/bottom memes knowing damn well I will stay single all my life and never interact with any other gays:

precioustranswoman:

“bottoms up!” is actually a rallying cry for bottoms, the full quote is “bottoms rise up, unite! the only chains you have to lose are your Tops!”

swordlesbean:

i know we affectionately call adora a dumbass jock, and it’s totally true, but never forget she’s also the valedictorian nerd, and she’ll pull out the charts and graphs she made to prove it

(via catrainasuit)

yumenouveau:

spookymalfoymanor:

Please tell me that there was at least one asshole Muggleborn kid who refused to call teachers professor

“Mr. Snape?”

“It’s professor Snape”

“Do you have a doctorate degree?”

“… no”

“Okay then Mr. Snape”

“But squad, do you think Lupin’s a professor?”

“Did you see his elbow patches?  No question”

(via steampunk-skeleton-key)

ghettoinuyasha:

my mom: it’s really not good to eat past sunset
me, whose circadian rhythms have aligned with a nearby raccoon’s: your rules don’t apply here

(via get-your-ass-in-the-impala)

phoebe-does:

reminder to be fucking kind to kids, it does not matter whether you are a kid person or not, always be fucking kind to a child. They bump into you? smile and say ‘sorry hon’, they’re knocking your seat? Just ask them kindly to stop!!! You don’t have to be a dick to kids!! Children are still growing and rationalising the world around them, if you are a dick to kids, they don’t understand that you’ve had a tough day, they don’t understand that you’ve just been yelled at by your boss, all they understand is that they are a problem, they’ve done something wrong. In their minds adults are the authority, we are the people they look up to, they think we’ve got everything together. You yell at them and they internalise that shit!! They go about their day all bubbly then stop in the middle of joking with friends, remember you yelling at them and go off in a corner and cry. Don’t be a dick to kids, you don’t have to like them but fucking tolerate them and be decent.

(via butchwherewolf)

gaypunkbf:

swanboulet:

pixelspaceboy:

daloy-politsey:

Some facts:

1) Black Americans created jazz.
2) Jewish Americans created comic books.
3) These things are said to be the only original American art forms.

4) black Americans invented rock and roll.

5) Black AND Jewish Americans created musical theatre. 

(via lesbianbooradley)